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I just got off the phone with Jane.
Previously I had made an order that needed immediate reconsidering. Although corrections were made, both man and machine let it slip by unscathed until a daring feat of my own. I intercepted the package, had a brief struggle of power on my doorstep with the delivery man and sent him packin' with everything he packed in. Return to sender. Tm.
While couch lounging. .I mean business networking, I got anxious for my refund upon return and called up some services. I got to speak with sweet Jane from probably an amazing town who told me not only was my package just days outside destination, but that she would refund my purchase early saving me days wait so I can continue solving life's problems. One amazon purchase at a time.
Since this comment I bought a motorized sail boat that happened to bump into Jane's at the local pond. Dry docking for repairs we had coffee and exchanged hobby store references. Been married ever since.
Ok some parts have been dramatized and some simply willed speculation. But for the important part. Thank you Jane.